04/08/2017 - 04/09/2017
TXR Paintball – Houston, TX - 15550 Grant Rd
The Return of Austin Flowers
Click this link for the official Facebook group for Viper Paintball’s annual Texas Revolution event at TXR Paintball
ONLY PRE REGISTERED PLAYERS QUALIFY TO WIN ANY OF THE MANY FREE MARKERS TO BE GIVEN AWAY AT THE EVENT. Late registered and walkon players can still win the other great prizes like hoppers, goggle systems, etc
$45 “Early Bird” entry by midnight on March 13, 2017
$50 “Pre reg” entry by midnight on March 27, 2017
$60 entry after these dates or at the event (walkons welcomed)
No world power or person has had more of an impact in the lives of people than Dr Evill, and he has returned once more. His new plan is much more diabolical than anything before; and will have an impact that will be felt for generations if he succeeds. With a ransom of 100 bazillion dollars in demand, the world asks if can he be stopped. “What is his plan?” you may ask. To alter time and change the present we know. Every major event of the 80’s was influenced by the bands of that time. These bands have members disappearing before their song could have its influence. The hits are not being made and the events they helped create are being altered in his image. It is hard to know exactly what has changed because to the world as a whole it is the way of life.
Can you imagine had the Berlin Wall fallen, or if monies could have been raised to help Africa, or if Lennon had not been saved and someone stopped the warlord he became, or if that Music TV channel had taken off and actually became popular? Any of these could have made the world a far different place. To counter this threat against humanity the UN has once again called upon Austin Flowers to save the world. But is it to late and will anyone be safe?
Come and time hop the world as Austin Flowers tries to rescue the icons of the 80’s and stop Dr. Evill once and for all. Join the altering of the timelines with Dr. Evill or try to preserve the present with Austin Flowers at TXR Paintball as Viper Paintball presents: The Return of Austin Flowers!”
(Thanks to Sean “Spyro” Riggs for the storyline!)
Yeah Baby!! This is John Epley, aka Austin ‘Mojo’ Flowers, with Bad Company. Once again it has been left to us to stop Dr. Evil and his groove less henchmen from taking over the world. If fighting for democracy makes you randy then join me and my XO Bunny, from team Loyalty, in our groovy quest to ensure free love, peace, and shagerific days run supreme in the free world!!
Greetings my fellow paintball companions and foe. Dr. Evill here (aka: Bryan Hickey, from the Texas Rangers) with a little message. First off, I’d like to thank Viper Paintball, TXR Paintball and the hundreds of others (if your reading this, then you’re one of them) that make this sport and these events AWESOME!! A Viper scenario in 2011 is what introduced my family to the sport and we’ve been hooked every since. Whether its weekend rec-ball or scenario play, I’m usually in the front line runnin and gunnin. Being in the box is going to be hard from me, but I’m honored to lead a team to VICTORY!! MuuHaHahahahahah
Second, I’d like to introduce my XO… I call him Number 2 (Matthew Boondo – Go Boondo’s Army!!!) together with my crew of hundreds, we are going to eliminate Austin Flowers and take over TXR Paintball!! We will hold it ransom for 100 Bazillion dollars. MuuuuHaHahahahaha Hahahah ha ha
Third… we the Virtucon Villains officially call-out and challenge Austin Flowers and his glittered up, tie dyed posers to a midnight run. First one to give in before the bird banger at midnight has to drink Fat Bastard’s Stool Sample on stage at the award ceremony.
Click here for Official Viper Scenario Rules
- 10:00am – Camping opens
- 3:00pm – Check in and paint sales open (You may also check in on Saturday but you can avoid the lines by checking in on Friday)
- 8:00pm – Check-in closes
- 5:00pm – Free magfed games and Sumo wrestling begins
- 7:00pm – Dance contest!
- 8:00pm – Check-in closes and mag-fed games end
- 8:01pm – New Player Orientation at the stage hosted by Team Odyssey
- Midnight – Quiet time – Camping areas need to be quiet. No loud partying.
- 2:00am – No alcoholic beverages allowed by anyone (whether playing or not) until end of game on Sunday afternoon!
- 8:00am – All services open
- 9:00am – Young Guns orientation for new, younger players hosted by Team Loyalty!
- 10:30am – Mandatory Player Orientation for ALL players
- Noon SHARP! – Game on!
- 5:30pm – Dinner Break
- 7:30pm – Game Resumes
- 11:00pm – Stand Down May be earlier or later depending on participation and number of players on the field
- 8:00am – All services open
- 8:10am – Non-denominational church service in front of stage (Performed by Rev. Splatter)
- 9:00am – Game Resumes
- 12:30pm – Pre Final Battle Break
- 1:00pm – Final Battle
- 2:00pm – Game Over!
- Awards and door prize drawings to follow
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